dear hillary

DEAR HILLARY
from one former arkansan to another former arkansan
no thats not right
once an arkansan always an arkansan

now i know you dont get along probably with lindsay graham
and john mccain
but maybe you should have followed their lead
they just dont email

mccain says he would regret it if he did
firing off emails that he shouldnt send
graham said the same thing
he said he texts but if he gets one that needs answered
he calls the person instead of texting them
never emailing

now i have the 24 hour email rule i follow
if its emotional or could be controversial it sits as a draft
for 24 hours
ive deleted a lot of emails unsent

now one rule i followed when i was in practice
one that its too late for you to do now
but
im going to tell you anyway

i had an office email from the clinic where i worked
only clinic business was done on that email
if i got a nonbusiness email i sent it to my private email
or i deleted it
never ever did i break this rule

i also never did business on my private email


i know and if others should know that if you use your
business email as a private email its not really private
it is being looked at by your supervisor and your employer
it should be called unprivate email
oh yea the nsa has all them also

now i know you and your husband have been investigated
so many times
millions and millions and millions have been spent by
the federal government to catch yall doing something wrong

ok bill did have that little affair that he lied about
but impeachable
i dont think so

we spent all those millions of dollars and thats all they
came up with
could have used that to cure alzheimers by now

i can see in the future more and more millions getting spent
that could be used somewhere else more important


now if it makes you feel better
old jeb had his own server as governor called jeb.org
so i notice hes not saying too much right now
granted he did turn all of his emails over
at least as far as we know

i would recommend that you say
i like so many americans mixed my private emails
and
my public emails
and
i should never have done it
sorry
please yall learn a lesson from me
then
just say
i never ever should have used my private server
for state department business

i know i would never had done that if i had a .gov account

then
move on
we have too much important things to deal with in our future
lets only talk about the important stuff
i know i know there will be more and more attacks coming
it seems to be in your political dna
and
im sure the democrats will be doing the same
attacking jeb bush on something that really doesnt matter

it sure looks like
a bush vs clinton battles about to be on the horizon

lets move on to whats really important
please

the organicgreen doctor