Tuesday, January 12, 2016

dear ms b-per stirpes

DEAR MS B-PER STIRPES


ms b
tomorrow night is the big night for the powerball
you dont know what that is
well
if we win youll definitely will know what it is
Image result for powerball

if you dont know what per stirpes is then you will understand
it better if we win

now the power ball is at 1.4 billion
$1,400,000,000

thats about $40 dollars per us citizen
heck the us government can burn that much up in seconds
thats one big ole military plane

if a payout is received its really
$868,000,000
or
you can spread it out over years
i dont think so
i would never trust anything like this to pay over years
give me my money now please

so 868 mil with a 40% tax leaves me
with
$520,800,000

ok ms b
i can live on that

i would first take half that amount
set up a charity fund
to fund those things that we would like to support

that leaves me with
$260,400,000
ok i can live on that

i would of course put my wife she and i on a budget
lets say $1,000,000 a year
i think we can live on that with some left over

the rest i would chunk in a money market fund to sit for
a while with a 6 month deadline to start spending it

we would continue to live at the country n
maybe have to put up a fortress to keep folks out
Image result for organicgreendoctor.com dog
maybe get more mavericks to protect the site
you know that little puppy dog we kept away from you
although
i know he would probably just lick you a lot

we would continue to drive our same cars
my goal is 200,000 miles on each of the vehicles
by the way
ms b
we are almost there

we would set up trusts for scholarships at schools we attended
we would set up trusts for our kids
an incentive type trusts of some kind
we would want production in life to receive trust monies

now ms b
now go google
per stirpes

im sure it will generate a smile on your face
and
youll root for us to pick a winning number
maybe like your birth date your mom and dad ages
my age gma my wife shes age the number of teeth you have
etc

well call you if we win

the organicgreen doctor

2 comments:

  1. Imagine you have a stack of pennies the height of the Empire State Building.

    WASSERSTEIN: You would need to buy 1,000 lottery tickets to have the same probability of winning the Powerball jackpot as you would have to pick the one penny out of the stack the height of the Empire State Building.
    http://www.npr.org/2016/01/12/462754290/powerball-you-cant-win-if-you-dont-play
    GMA Jo

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  2. PS. My calculation (by your math-challenged my wife she)
    $4.66 - less than 3 gallons of gas :)

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