Tuesday, January 17, 2017

dear ms b-eat mor durt

DEAR MS B-EAT MOR DURT

ms b
do you and your mom know about the 5 second rule
well
i think that yall need to change it to a 10 second rule
heres why

did you ever drop your pacie
then your mom washes it off real good
gives it back to you

well ms b
it may have been better for you
if mom had stuck in in her mouth
sucked off the germs and then
gave it back to you

you see ms b
we have wiped out all the good germs that we need
to keep ourselves healthy

how you ask
well ms b
we thanks to me doctors have over prescribed antibiotics
for years and years
some of this was caused by aggressive patients demanding
antibiotics for their sick kiddos
when they really didnt work

why ms b
when i first started practicing
you could easily treat a nasty old ear infection
with simple amoxacillin

when i ended my practice
well there wasnt much left that really worked well
sometimes it required two or three antibiotics
to clear the bad ones

so all those antibiotics have completely wiped out
all the good germs in your stomach and your skin

these germs help digestion
prevent inflammation in the body
yes they even help to slow down the development of
alzheimers disease
heck ms b
i even take those germs everyday in a pill form on the
regimen i am on

theres probably more good that those stomach germs do
that we dont even know about

then
theres the obsession we have of cleaning everything
washing our hands too much
you got it
it wipes out a lot of good germs

ms b
did you know that kids that grow up on farms tend not
to get asthma
to tend not to get bad allergies

heck ms b
your gma has hand sanitizer locked in her desk at school
for the kids to use
she cant leave it out on top of the desk
well you know how teenagers are
theyll drink it since its got alcohol in it

actually ms b heres what you need to do

wash your hands before you eat
wash your hands after you go potty
count to 10 then pick up food off the floor

then ms b
i plan to send you a jar of my good garden soil
dont worry its all organic
there are tons and tons of good germs in there
just ask all our veggies we grow there

you take a tsp
then eat 1 tsp of the
country n garden dirt every day

youll be a healthy one for sure

yes eat mor durt

the organic green doctor

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