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Monday, December 12, 2016

taped election

he was wrong
it was not a rigged election
it was a taped election

you see
i am a duct tape aficionado

one of my proudest possessions is
this duct tape chair
my wife she bought it for just a few bucks at a swap meet
it was all torn and raggedy
she brought it home

i instantly saw the chair of my dream
my duct tape chair
i used over 2 rolls of black duct tape on it
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i have requested
that when i die
that i get buried sitting up in that chair
a smile permanently fixed on my face

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here i taped up my old beat up wheelbarrow
with duct tape
that was months ago
its still working fine

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here is donald duck all taped up to a wall
i know some folks i would love to do this to

so there was all this talk about a rigged election
first he said it
second her side said it

now my thoughts are this election is over
lets quit all this rigged talks stuff
of course
the russian influence thing needs
to be completely checked out
thankfully both sides in congress think so also
finally something they can agree on

one of the problems with recounting the votes
in wisconsin
quit whining over recounting things
let them recount all they want
the results will be the same

in wisconsin
one county cant be recounted though
precinct 1
had a problem
the zipper was broken on the container
in an macgyver moment
an official reach down
grabbed a roll of duct tape
taped the edge of the container
to protect the votes

what a great use of a multiuse product
i looked in my book
101 uses for duct tape
taping the zipper side of an election box
wasnt in there

the wisconsin election
wasnt rigged
it was duct taped

maybe we could put some over some politicians
some commentators mouths while we are at it

you cant get much better protection for an election
than using duct tape

the organicgreen doctor

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