she almost flunked

SHE ALMOST FLUNKED

she almost flunked
that siri
she got a d and google got a b+
she was correct 68% and google was correct 86%
apparently siri gets most of her answers from google
but the apple folks are changing her reliance on google
not sure why since google is more accurate

google understood 100% of the questions and
siri understood 83% of the queries

siri where is elvis buried
siri said i dont know that person
(she of course thought the persons name was elvis buried)
she should have asked me
its graceland
was just there last week

when we were travelling recently we used my wifes gps
on her droid smartphone
i use to live in arkansas and still remembered how
to go from one place to another the quickest route
the phone app was not siri
i called her bitch
cause she was so irritating
she didnt send us on the best routes
she kept saying
when its safe make a u turn you stupid driver

we should have stuck to google maps i guess
at least they dont argue with you

the organicgreen doctor

thats siri

THATS SIRI
havent talked to siri yet as i dont have an iphone 4s
but have seen video of people who have one and who talk
to her
wonder where her name came from
is she indian
or is her name just abbreviation for something
even google cant seem to answer that one

guess that will be the name of the future for kids
siri
she sure is smart
just dont talk bad to her or shell let you know
sometimes people forget they are not talking to a
real person

the other day i called one of the megabanks to make sure
they had received the final payment on my house mortgage
the person i talked to said yes it had been paid for
and i would be receiving documentation later

i asked her hows the weather there by the way
thats when i realized i was really talking to siris sister
and not a live human being

may have to get me a siri phone

because of siri the volume of usage of the iphones has
increased dramatically so there is more data use than before

so has the use of the web to watch videos and movies
of course those cable folks are figuring out ways
to make money on us as we use more
they are like drug dealers
they have us hooked

they will be charging us based on how much data we
download

we use verizon wireless as we live just beyond anything
that works faster
they hit us with extra charges each month if we go over their
limits
we dont download any videos or movies at all
but easily go over our limits each month

think these guys will be like the megabanks and will stick
it too us as we dont really have much choice except to
give up the internet

dont think that will happen any time soon
just bend over

the organicgreen doctor