more texting

MORE TEXTING

ive written about texting before

texting while driving-what more can be said than dont do it
its like drinking and driving
bad things have happen to people who do this as well as
to innocent people in other cars and pedestrians

pedtexting is texting while walking-heck ive done this one a few times
ive even walked off a curb and walked into other people and
walked into a post but at least i didnt walk into the water
like that one lady did or walk into that fountain like another one did

cyclotexting is texting while bicycling-my wet suitcase sisterinlaw
crashed her bike that one time when she tried it


jetexting is texting while flying-no not you texting while you on an airplane
but
some pilots have been caught texting instead of flying the airplane
that one bothers me
sure makes me not want to fly
the captain asks that you turn off your cell phones please
doesnt apply to him

skitexting is texting while skiing-i now my sisterinlaw and her crew
have done that one
you think she would learn her lesson


now there is sleep texting or
sleeptexting
i dont think ive done this one yet
it seems its the younger generation that does so much texting all day
long that are the ones susceptible to sleeptexting
also those who have to get up in the middle of the night to communicate
across the globe to folks in china and elsewhere
some people wake up and text their dreams before they really wake up
you know when you are in that no mans land between the dream and
reality

i wonder if ambien use can cause sleeptexting since people sleepeat
and sleepdrive on that stuff

maybe what i should do is sleeptext my aricept dreams that i have
sometimes well almost every night
that way i would always remember what they were about
maybe i could text to my blog and just post them

how to prevent sleeptexting
turn the dam thing off
put it across the room or leave it downstairs
im surprised my wife she hasnt sleeptexted before
since she loves her smartphone so much
and
its an extention of her left hand now

then there is dystextia
you know like
dyslexia-you see words backwards and all jumbled up
dysgraphicism-thats what i have but thanks to the computer and
spell check you dont notice it
i think all doctors have this problem

dystextia is separate from butttexting or that texting that autocorrect does for
you sometimes that makes your message all garbaly

dystexia was demonstrated recently from this article from npr

a pregant young lady was leaving the obs office after a checkup
her husband texts whats the deal
she texts everywhere thinging days nighing
she texts some is where
he texts what the hell does that mean
he texts you are not making sense


well it seems his wife was having a stroke
he recognized  something was wrong
this was more than butttexting

he met her and took her to the hospital
she was having a stroke involving the area of the brain that
affects speech

usually with this type of stroke a persons speech would be impaired
but this lady had laryngitis and couldnt talk so no one noticed it

so dystexia can be a sign of a stroke

which tree drove french fries cloudy days

no just teasing

the organicgreen doctor

cyclotexting, basketball

CYCLOTEXTING
cyclotexting is a new word that i made up after i heard this story
below

pedexting is where people text while walking
philadelphia as an april fools joke opened a pedexting lane on
one of its sidewalks and will leave it there for a while
theres the video of the lady pedexting into the water fountain and the
story of the lady that pedexted off the wharf into the water

well now there is
cyclotexting
cyclotexting surely not this
who would text while riding a bicycle
lance wouldnt do that

well my wet suitcase sisterinlaw would
there is always an adventure or story when they come to visit
last time it was the wet suitcase story
she still wont let me and her poor husband live that one down
she even didnt read my blog for weeks because of the blog i
wrote about madonnas half time show
still didnt like it and she still liked it

so my sisterinlaw the wet suitcase one and her husband were on
a bicycle ride (she didnt have a helmet on so theres your sign there)
she was riding in a rural like area and decided she would
text her friend while bicycling and wish her a happy birthday
bad bad bad mistake

as she was passing this family all by the themself in a park enjoying
their nice picnic lunch she started coasting and began texting her
friend
as she did her foot slid off the pedal into the spokes of the
front wheel
if youve ever done that before you know what happened next
its like slamming the brakes on your car
you stop fast
her foot was stuck
it hurt real bad
somehow her friend was on the phone and could hear it all
she thought my wet suitcase now cyclotexting sisterinlaw was
dying

her foot had to be extracted from the front wheel by her poor
husband and the guy who was eating the picnic lunch with his
family

her foot began to swell and instantly looked like as she described
it it would explode it was so big

her husband jumped on his bike to ride the two miles to their house
to get the car so he could come back and pick her up
when he got there she had the keys
he had to ride back and get the keys

oh honey my foot is going to just explode

he finally got the car and brought her home

the poor family who was doing the picnic packed up and went home

luckily her son was with a friend whose dad was a foot specialist
no broken bones were present just a bad crush injury

please read this story and dont cyclotext
(should be called psychotexting)

im sure no one else has ever done this before
so i googled images of texting while bicycling
and yep
there are a lot of those people out there

BASKETBALL
kentucky won
kansas tried to come back but couldnt catch up
kentucky is one and done
they will have to reload again next year
now for the nba playoffs next

the organicgreen doctor