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Tuesday, May 10, 2016

dear ms b-you will


now ms b
part of this blog may be a little scary
but at the end it will be good

the large body of water near you
is called
the pacific ocean
i dont know if you have been in it yet
but you will im sure

now your water you dont have to worry about it
drying up

at least i dont think you do
you never know with this climate change thing
going on

i think though when i look at the predicted high
ocean levels that where you live wont be underwater
dont move to houston or san francisco or miami

now near us is our biggest body of water
the ocean is hundreds of miles away from us

on this water
people do fun stuff
party at lot on weekends and fish and ski and ride
ski motorcycles
well thats what i call them
there is even a beach there called
hippie hollow
you arent allowed to go there
it smells funny and people dont wear much clothes
if any

then during the drought the last few years
there is this body of land
that just pops up in the middle of the lake
its called sometimes island
its sometimes there sometimes not

that sometimes island has been around now for awhile
making it hard to get across the lake in a boat
heck you can almost walk across it when the lake is low

with all the flooding we have had
that island has slowly slowly gone away
so now the sometimes island
now the notimes island
it be ms b all gone

thats just weird huh

now a few years ago before the drought
when the lake filled up to where it was ready to overflow
they opened the flood gates

there was this couple in an wooden boat
on the lake
now this is scary
the motor stopped working
the water like a river slowly sucked them towards
where the water was sucking under and through the dam
one person was rescued early
before they could get this lady off
she and the boat got sucked down through that sinkhole

they were gone
this seemed to not be going to end well

the bits and pieces of the boat popped up downstream
all crushed to smithereens
nope it was going to be bad for that lady

this people that lived below the dam
heard a knocking on their door
they opened it
there was this lady crying cold naked all scratched and beat up
but alive

she turned out ok ms b
just scared as she was sucked down through the water
through those turbines
swirly bouncing around like a ball up and down
off everything
shes alive and is ok

im sorry ms b
i have no plans to ever get on that lake near that dam
i bet its like a magnet if you get too close
pulling you down that hole

well at least she is ok
the lake was full then and is full now

sometimes its good

oh by the way
ms b
your gma has changed her will
so that
you get to inherit those heirloom homemade ash wooden clothes pin

i told you this would end good

the organicgreen granddaddy

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