our elf on the shelf

OUR ELF ON THE SHELF 

i told my wife she the other day you know we have an elf on the shelf
i showed her this picture
she looked at me funny like
what she said

i told her you know ms b gave us the rules on her elf on the shelf
it moves around at night from place to place in the house
then during the day it monitors what ms b does and reports back to santa claus at night before returning to a new resting place in her house

so my wife she said 
i dont understand

well your iphone is spying on you all the time just like ms bs elf on the shelf does on her

remember that gift you were searching for on the internet
heck it shows up now whenever im doing an internet search or reading facebook or reading a newsfeed

yep there it is on the margins and the top
heck i wasnt even the one doing the searching and its all over my iphone too

so 
i told her our iphone is like an elf on the shelf
it knows everything you are doing and tells others
thus
its all over the internet

it helps to turn off your location services under privacy settings
i keep mine turned off unless i need it
my wife she leaves hers on all the time
they always know where she is 
so do i if i want to know

here is a link to a video by kim komando the computer person on how to stop your elf on the shelf ie your phone from tracking you so much

it just felt real creepy knowing how much we are getting spied on by everyone
its almost 1984 like

i like ms bs elf on the shelf since i know that he cant really track me
can he

the organicgreen doctor